Yeoman Ungo
A remarkably cultured and polite Vorox who lives on board Barter. He acts as a combination guide and bodyguard to visitors to the vast collection of shipping; he charges a fair price, and few know Barter better than he.
A Fading Suns campaign.
A remarkably cultured and polite Vorox who lives on board Barter. He acts as a combination guide and bodyguard to visitors to the vast collection of shipping; he charges a fair price, and few know Barter better than he.
Added by David categories: NPCs
4 comments:
He drinks astonishingly potent 'beer' which is probably only digestible by a Vorox.
Oh, Voroxian Ale is 'digestible' by a human... though I am using the term loosely.
To be more accurate, the human body quickly recognises Voroxian Ale,a nd then hussles it through the digestive system as quickly and efficiently as possible.
Mouth: 'Hullo, that's Voroxian Ale.'
Digestive tract: 'Yup, definitely Voroxian Ale.'
Stomach: 'Woah! Voroxian Ale! Get rid of it! Get rid of it!' ::makes girly flapping motions::
Digestive Tract: 'Ah, here's the Voroxian Ale again.'
Mouth: 'What? Oh. Damn.'
Mouth: Whoa, whaddaya know, it tastes worse the second time!
Brain: I HATE YOU ALL.
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